Season 5, Episode 12: Painless
At Cuddy’s house. She was at home with the baby after a home inspection to see if she is eligible for adoption. The inspection was earlier than expected and she did not have time to clean up her mess at home. There’s a knock on the door. Cuddy sees who it is.
Cuddy: It’s open. [Wilson enters carrying a giant, stuffed duck. She laughs.] Thank you.
Wilson: Is it too big?
Cuddy: She’ll grow into it. You can put it there. [She points to a chair.]
Wilson: I take it the home inspection was pushed back.
Cuddy: I passed.
Wilson: You do realize that's a good thing?
Cuddy: This place was a disaster. I had to stash a dirty diaper in my briefcase.
Wilson: So you buy another briefcase.
Cuddy: I let House supervise himself. That’s like handing a 12-year-old the keys to the liquor cabinet and the car.
Wilson: You passed the inspection. The patient lived. The car is still in the driveway.
Cuddy: And the next time my nanny gets sick when House wants to saw someone in half?
Wilson: Did I mention you passed the inspection?
Cuddy: I passed by their meager standard. I failed by mine.
Wilson: Why do women always do that?
Wilson: Create ridiculous standards that no human could meet, with your careers, with your kids. You got to be more like us men.
Cuddy: Be lazy? Blame others?
Wilson: Get help! Most men in your position have a deputy and two assistants at work, and a wife and two nannies at home. You’re not superwoman. Don’t be a martyr.
So, when can I get a wife and two nannies because I am no superwoman and I don't want to be a martyr.